So, so true…

1. “Fine.”

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to stop talking.

2. “Five minutes.”

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the match before helping around the house. In fact, that really means two minutes.

3. “Nothing.”

This is the calm before the storm. This means “Something” and you should be very wary. Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end in “Fine”.

4. “Go ahead.”

This not permission - this is a dare. Don’t do it!

5. *loud sigh*

This is actually a word; it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means that she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).

6. “It’s okay.”

Possibly one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “It’s okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. “Thanks.”

A woman is thanking you - do not question, or faint. Just say, “You’re welcome”.

8. “Whatever…”

I think we all know what that means…

9. “Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it.”

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.